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RAW contribution: Santino Marella vs. The Brian Kendrick
Cole reminds us that Donald Trump
Davante Adams Jersey , brilliant actor that he is, fired Santina last week. I actually quite enjo[censored] that gimmick for a little while, the Hog Pen match went too far but it had its moments. Does anyone know if Santina actually had her own page on WWE.com? Kinda gives it away if there wasn't one... Apparently Santino only Tweets his sister now
The crowd embarrasses Santino by getting COMPLETELY behind him. A few decent takedowns, including a snapmare by TBK that he also rolls through gets the match off to a good cruiserweight pace. I really miss that belt; it'd give these guys something to fight for. Kofi isn't going to be dropping his US belt to either of these guys so it doesn't seem like they're going to be doing anything for a while.
Santino gets on a roll with a few punches, and starts taunting in Italian before Kendrick knees him in the gut and throws him over the top rope but Santino holds on. Kendrick notices and hangs him up on the top rope. TBK slows it right down and the crowd's noticeably behind our Italian friend while Kendrick's taking major heat. Kendrick gets a few taunts and slaps in
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Winner: Santino Marella
Rating: 4/10 – Not bad, but Santino needs a win with a finisher – I don't even think I've seen his finisher – and TBK desperately needs a win of any kind. I think I'd have been happier seeing this one go the other way
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SmackDown Contribution #1: Charlie "Aggressive" Haas vs. John Morrison
You have to love Morrison, he's just so damn talented. A quick package shows his win over CM Punk, so he's been rewarded with a match against Haas on Superstars. Go figure. Grisham reminds us of the trades (why was Trump involved in Smackdown ECW trades? Who knows). Of course neither of these guys were traded, so it seems like a fairly pointless bit of banter. Charlie Haas is aggressive by the way. Dropsault from Morrison sends him to the outside, and a nice bit of innovation for a dropkick to the outside using the ropes as leverage. Haas trips him going up the stairs and he lands hard
Randall Cobb Jersey , and Haas looks to take advantage, going for the ribs and looks to slow it down with the body scissors. The crowd's on form tonight, getting behind Morrison (less so than Santino, strangely) and he takes the initiative again – a very sweet "Pele kick" which is actually a capoeira kick (soccer and dance fighting aren't so similar, sorry JR) a calf kick and the running knee to the face. Haas misses a big boot
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Winner: John Morrison
Rating: 6/10 – Not fantastic, which is a shame when Morrison's involved. The styles didn't fit together very well for an entertaining match, but there were about 5 moves from Morrison that made it worth watching, as always. Haas didn't get any momentum at all, so can't really be judged.
ECW Contribution: Zack Ryder vs. Tyler Reks
I'm actually intrigued by Ryder at the moment – I mean
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Winner: Zack Ryder
Rating: 6/10 – solid enough, decent finish and a few good moves from both guys but it was never destined to set the world alight.
The only promo of the night is for the SummerSlam Reading Jam – something to do with libraries, and how the WWE is trying to get kids to read more this summer. WWE Superstars just make reading fun. Apparently.
SmackDown Contribution #2: CM Punk vs. Edge
Punk is getting slaughtered by the crowd on his way out, they're definitely in good voice tonight. Edge (with both Tag belts) gets the same treatment
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